You know, Airgeff, the sunrise looks beautiful today.
Yeah, it does, Frifgea. And since we’re so tall, we get to be the first ones to see it.
Indeed! Imagine being a crocodile HAHAHAHA
Oh god, not again.
What?
Look. It’s those dimwit humans again in that big…thing that makes those loud noises.
BrooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOo NOT AGAIN. DISTURBING OUR SUNRISE FOR THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW.
*sigh*
Dude it’s been two months and I still don’t know what the thing is that the humans are in. Why is it constantly farting out something black from the back? It smells worse than rhino dung.
Don’t get me started. I go into a coughing fit every time that thing comes by. I’ve stopped doing it in front of the humans though because last time I did, they all took out those tiny rectangle things and pointed at me. I think they were doing something at me to make my cough worse!
Wow that’s so messed up. All right, here they come. Let’s just turn away and eat these delicious leaves.
*munch*
*crunch*
*swallow*
Uhhhhhhhh Airgeff?
Yeah?
Remember that one human that’s been in the thing for the past three days? He’s the one that’s bringing different people each day.
Yeah?
I think he has a gun pointed at us.
WHAT?!
Don’t turn around. Maybe if we stay still and look majestic in this beautiful sunrise and stay quiet—
FRIFGEA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WE ARE GOING TO DIE!
Should we run?
I CAN’T YESTERDAY WAS NECK DAY I’M TOO SORE
Oh god, they’re coming closer. The thing is coming closer. What are those circles on the bottom? they’re moving so fast! AHHHHHHHHHH AIRGEFF WHAT DO WE DO?????
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
…AAaaaahhh?
…aaah?
Frifgea?
…Yea?
Did they shoot us? I still haven’t turned around to look.
I don’t know. I don’t know. I’m so scared.
…uhh okay I’m going to look.
Oh god. Airgeff I love you.
…Frfigea you stunted, raisin-brained, NINCOMPOOP! That’s not a gun! I should kick you in your enlarged belly button.
Oh.
IDIOT!
But look, the thing he’s holding is so long. Isn’t that a gun?
No, it’s not. I don’t know what it is, but it always makes those click-click noises. And that human loves pointing it at us.
Oh thank god! WE’RE SAVED!
Oh great, here come those little rectangles. And this time I didn’t even cough. Why do they keep pointing it at us?
And there’s the annoying click click noises.
You know, one day, I say we go kick that thing and teach those humans a lesson for disturbing our sunrise.
I would love to. But look, they’re all smiling looking at their little rectangles. I wonder what they’re so happy about.
Hmm, you’re right. Even yesterday and the day before, they were smiling so much. I know this is crazy, and I still want to kick that thing, but do you think they’re smiling because of… US?
I was just about to say the same thing. But what could we possibly be doing to make them smile?
I don’t know. But clearly they’re really happy.
Hey they’ve stopped looking at their little rectangles and are actually looking directly at us now. Wow, they’re waving.
Wow. Maybe we are the ones making them happy. Wish we could wave back.
I guess we could sway our necks back and forth? Should be visible to them.
Okay, let’s try that.
*whoosh*
*whoosh*
*whoosh*
Wow, I think it worked. They’re cheering!
They are! And that thing stopped farting out the black stuff from the back. It’s not even moving anymore. This is nice! We’re making them happy!
You know, as long as that thing doesn’t come too close to us, and we can enjoy a bit of the sunrise, I guess I’m not too mad at the end of the day. What better thing to do than make someone else happy?
I guess you’re right.
…
Well, I’m still hungry. And the sun’s fully out now so we need to find shade soon.
You read my mind. Let’s feast.
*munch*
*crunch*
*swallow*
The End.
“Take only pictures, leave only footprints.”
